Dare you check into... Slaughter Hotel (Muuuuu Har-Har-Harrrrr!!!)
Errrr, actually, NO. It looks delightful, though (sniff). Besides, there's a cheap B&B around the corner. What? Filled with nymphomanics?!?! Ohhhh, alright then. But there are locks on those doors, right? Right??
I noticed this on a prominent interweb site last month. It's Sheen again. He's still at war... With HIMSELF.
I hope you have fun perusing my demented den. And if you feel the desire for a 'number one', or indeed a 'number two', then please use the on-site, all-digital, all-analogue, Japanese-inspired electronic crapper. This months attractive toilet fragrance is called "Our Lady of the worthless miracle".
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