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Bardot is back! She never went away! I've just eaten a cashew nut shaped like a penis! Musical update!!

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Suckermother's on fire today, so I really do hope you have fun perusing my demented den. And, yo, if you feel the need to 'crack one out', use the onsite, online top-of-the-range electronic crapper. If we have anything to thank the Romans for it is the crapper. And Asterix books, like.

This month's toilet fragrance is 'Cat don't look at me like that', which is an abhorrent fragrance from the Philippines. Warning! This fragrance creates the feeling of disdain against humanity! Also, if you end up licking yourself in parts you never knew possible, then good for YOU!

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