Onward we March!

Before I begin in earnest, I just want to say a small something about the political changes that happened here in The Netherlands just last month. Our way of life will never be the same again… our governing rules and regulations have been torn apart… our very existence has been utterly and absolutely affected. That's right, last month The Netherlands banned sex with animals. Oh dear, what an effing tragedy. Apparently around 80% of all bestial-based pornography is -or rather was- produced in The Netherlands! So where's the other 20% coming from? Are Portuguese housewives really that bored? Yes.


Oh yes indeed, I ken. I ken very much. I ken that the weather in Scotland has of late been much better than the weather in The Netherlands. How is this possible? Well, you know that hairspray you use...

Well, yes she certainly does, but only in Donald Cammell's 1977 cult sci-fi film. Cult in the sense that barely anybody has seen it. Pershame... Donald Cammell also co-directed another 1970s cult classic, and you'll have to click on the teet to find out what it is I'm babbling about. Cheers.

Meh, for sure I hope you have fun in my little demented den... but if you feel the need to 'crack one out', please do in fact hesitate. But if you really must go, then for goodness sake use the on-site crapper.
It smells of 'urine & vomit', which is a new fragrance from England. Sweet. And sour.

Previously, on worldwidegimp...

2010: 02 | 01
2009: 12 | 11 | 10 | 09 | 08