Matt Houston, we have a problem.

Yes, Mr Matt Houston, Sir. It appears I haven't been updating the site too much this year. It's partially down the traveling, Matt, yes, but also a sense of not really being ars- HEY! You're not Matt Houston, Billionaire playboy-turned occasional private dick! You're god-damned Hasselhoff in a dodgy 'tache! I mean the nerve! Will the REAL Matt Houston please stand up!

Good, that's more like it. Now then, where was I? Getting nowhere in a hurry, I suppose. Cue end of year updates!

More Russian Crap!

Moscow in the mix! I've (finally) cobbled together some nice, and some rather bleak pictures of Moscow. This concludes the Moscow pictures, so now I can spend another 6 months ploughing through the ones of Saint Petersburg. See the pictures HERE, or click on the gimp logo on the picture above.

Dodgy accent alert! It MUST be Gorky Park.

Ear, 'old ap, we-urr spoused ter be RASHAN, ain't we? Eeeeeh, apples and blahdy pears, It's Gorky Park!

I hope you have fun perusing my demented den. And if you feel the need to 'crack one out', use the on-site, all-digital, highly decorated mid-range Japanese electronic crapper. This months attractive toilet fragrance is called The Gangrenous Wench, which could be a good name for a pub, selling fine ales and those pork bumgut snacks.

Previously, on worldwidegimp...

2013: 11 | 10 | 09 | 08 | 07 | 06 | 05 | 04 | 03 | 02 | 01
2012: 12 | 11 | 10 | 09 | 08 | 07 | 06 | 05 | 04 | 03 | 02 | 01
2011: 12 | 11 | 10 | 09 | 08 | 07 | 06 | 05 | 04 | 03 | 02 | 01
2010: 12 | 11 | 10 | 09 | 08 | 07 | 06 | 05 | 04 | 03 | 02 | 01
2009: 12 | 11 | 10 | 09 | 08