2013. What A MASSIVE bloody difference!

I spent the New Year in Bangkok, which was nice. That's a Western New Year, as the Thai New Year is in April. Fireworks all 'round, and don't spare the dodgy cover bands. Yayyyyyzzzzz....

Now, here's a good example of how my mind works. I was on a Bangkok BTS Skytrain, and they have these warning stickers on the doors. Do Not Lean On Doors (My mind: Like The Fonz).

THE REALITY:

AND THE 'WHAT WORLDWIDEGIMP SAW':

Is it just me? Hello?? Pictures of Bangkok have begun uploading -❋bidda-bidda-BEEP❋- HERE, Buck.

Foul language alert! Heroes & Villains has also been updated. Not for kids. Or sell-outs

I Killed A Woman In A Motor Accident!

THIS picture will go some way in explaining what I've been doing with my miserable little life these past few months. But as youuuuuuu inSISteeeeed I update this site, I thought I'd tease you somewhat. I've been in Amsterdam for 8 years now, and my third official bout of Sweeney addiction has kicked in. It's cyclical, see? And I'm slowly coming out of it now. I think. Maybe. Sod it. Some major Sweeney action will be happening very soon indeed. Keep 'em peeled, you bloody bastards!

I hope you have fun perusing my demented den. And if you feel the need to 'crack yet another one out', use the on-site, digitised, mid-range Japanese electronic crapper. This months attractive toilet fragrance is "Splash it on your face after shaving, or down the entire bottle in a park, alone, again". Popular in Russia. No, really!

Previously, on worldwidegimp...

2012: 12 | 11 | 10 | 09 | 08 | 07 | 06 | 05 | 04 | 03 | 02 | 01
2011: 12 | 11 | 10 | 09 | 08 | 07 | 06 | 05 | 04 | 03 | 02 | 01
2010: 12 | 11 | 10 | 09 | 08 | 07 | 06 | 05 | 04 | 03 | 02 | 01
2009: 12 | 11 | 10 | 09 | 08