Porn, porn everywhere, and not a drop to drink!
Porn. Amsterdam is absolutely riddled with it. The coat of arms for Amsterdam is XXX, which are St Andrew's crosses. The story goes that St Andrew was crucified on an X-shaped box. Ouch. XXX is arguably connected to porn because of this logo, which can be seen all over Amsterdam. That's my theory and I'm sticking to 'it'.
Where I live in Amsterdam is completely made up of porn. The walls? Porn. The floor? Porno strips. There's some French doors that separate the lounge & master bedroom. The glass in those doors is made out of porn. A kind of 'through the looking glass' porn. Voyeuristic, yes. There's a casserole in the oven, and it's made of porn. XXX style.
So, why all this? Because, this month, I want to celebrate one of the true great Japanese porn stars. Maria Ozawa is half-Japanese, half-Canadian, and has done it all in true, degrading Japanese style. Celebrate with me, why don't you? In the Sleaze section. Really, REALLY not for kids. Or the squeamish.
Also, a picture of a naughty-looking Ice Cream. Mmmmmm... Disgusting!
I Killed A Woman In A Motor Accident!
THIS picture will go some way in explaining what I've been doing with my miserable little life these past few months. But as youuuuuuu inSISteeeeed I update this site, I thought I'd tease you somewhat. I've been in Amsterdam for 8 years now, and my third official bout of Sweeney addiction has kicked in. It's cyclical, see? And I'm slowly coming out of it now. I think. Maybe. Sod it. Some major Sweeney action will be happening early next year.
I hope you have fun perusing my demented den. And if you feel the need to 'crack yet another one out', use the on-site, digitised, mid-range Japanese electronic crapper. This months attractive toilet fragrance is "SODOM!", which is a dirty fragrance released to coincide with SODOM! The Musical, in which a confused, bewildered woman goes to a Greek island looking for answers, instead getting... Well, I wouldn't want to spoil the ending.
Previously, on worldwidegimp...
2012: 11 | 10 | 09 | 08 | 07 | 06 | 05 | 04 | 03 | 02 | 01
2011: 12 | 11 | 10 | 09 | 08 | 07 | 06 | 05 | 04 | 03 | 02 | 01
2010: 12 | 11 | 10 | 09 | 08 | 07 | 06 | 05 | 04 | 03 | 02 | 01
2009: 12 | 11 | 10 | 09 | 08
