La bimba di Satana aka Satan's Bay Doll (Mario Bianchi, 1982)
"You dirty paraplegic!"
Maria has died suddenly in a not-at-all suspicious, yet never fully explained way. Her husband and owner of the castle is slightly mental, and has a penchant for hard drugs. Maria's very beautiful daughter Miria (played with naked relish by one 'Jacqueline Dupré' (not the cellist!)) is also upset, and ohhh so very, very, lovely. So lovely in fact, that the conniving Dr Suarez wants his way with her… can't blame the man for that!
Suddenly, people begin to die to death, and the remaining inhabitants of this mysterious castle begin to suspect foul play. Could this be the work of Satan? Or Satan-worshipping freak Isidro? Is Maria still alive? Could Maria have the hairiest minge ever seen?? And what of the paraplegic dude who never speaks?? Or the masterbating nun? (good name for a pub, that)… Actually, she's also a lesbian nun to boot! Oo-er.
Shameless' UK release is as uncut as it could be without it including scenes of real, actual sex. There's an awful lot of, erm, female rubbing in this film, some of it procured from a dirty German XXX version. Oooh those Germans. Oooh, those Italians!
Satan's Bay Doll is yet another Italian sleaze-fest with large amounts of nudity chucked into a ludicrous storyline to keep people titilated. The film is definitely above average, and its 74 minute duration is about right for this kind of smutty crap. Not as good as Nude for satan, but worth a look for those into depravativity.
Oh, and there's a terrific picture of a ladies bottom on the cover.
