Bump! Bumpy! Erm, Capers!

Well, now let me tell you a story of two lazy bastards; One called Bump, and one called worldwidegimp. Mr worldwidegimp thought it might be a nice idea to create a webshite for his great, great mate Bump, who, in his spare time, likes to spray all over the place (cluck, cluck, fnarr). "How about it, great, great mate?" the gimp exclaimed, "all your own crap... online?!"

Several Dry Martinis later, an agreement was made. And, no less than 14 (FOURTEEN! Lazy bastards, we are!) months later, Bump's own slice of cheap, tawdry nonsense was available online. Despite a 2010 launch - on April fools day no less - nothing exciting came of it. Sadly, due to the aforementioned lazyitis, the site lasted just two years.