Hmmm, tee-hee hee... what a bawdy sense of humour the English have. Sex-themed seaside postcards without actually mentioning sex. The magic of these cards, and of the humour that spawned
(I just said spawned!) a gamut of comedy films and TV series (Up Pompeii & the Carry-on films to name just two), the English have a way of alluding to sex with seemingly random, yet (chuckle) ever
so slightly rude words: 'It', 'that', 'tool' the perhaps too obvious double-entendre 'pussy' (which was well-used on the TV comedy 'Are you being served', which is a classic example of this type of humour). Melons. There's another one. Now, would the postcard below right work in the same way if it said "how would you like it if I came (CAME!!) round & squeezed your massive tits!". No. And it wouldn't of passed through the tight (TIGHT!) censorship laws in England. Out of the mountains of unmitigated shite, here are 6 of the best saucy postcards, procured from Blackpool, England.

The hilarious gag above is actually a human-size board on Central Pier, Blackpool. It's yet another cracking example of the bawdy Britsih sense of humour style.