Ever been in a phone booth and suddenly got distracted by a plethora of erm, 'business' cards? Perhaps not. These 'Tart cards' are usually plastered around the interiors of phone booths (or boxes) by self-employed people. And, honest, they're very discreet and very very subtle. Fancy spending time with a transxual? Why not upgrade to our luxury TS Model. Cor! Back in my day, a 'tranny' was a transistor radio, but not these days, oh no, you don't want to asking for a 'tranny' for Christmas... unless, of course you reeeeeeeally mean it. I must point out that the numbers have been altered, or indeed hidden by a cheeky Tarby. Perhaps it should've been a picture of Frank Bough?

Naughty Sammy Nipples was is my favourite card. It displays a certain creativity the other don't have. The use of the ETC. is rather blazé, though. ABOVE: frank and to the point! Fun & Games must refer to 'naked margerine twister', or perhaps nude chess? The 'Lovliest Swedish' is a great card... and it matches the sleaze section.
Come lick my melon's.... what, exactly? BELOW RIGHT: Perhaps I'm naive, but 'A' level specialist sounds rather...odd. Spring melons? At this time of year?

Hmm, yes, even the Japanese do the same trick. The 'Club Fairy' girl looks waaaay too young, but then the age of consent in Japan is 13.

ABOVE: Sorry, that's just down right lazy! No production value whatsoever. BACK TO SLEAZE or GET ME OUT OF HERE!