ATTENTIONNNNNNN! VERY PUERILE BANANA PENIS EROTIC SAUSAGE BEHAVIOUR FROM JAPAN !
So, let us begin this lark with a REAL, ACTUAL picture (BELOW LEFT) I took myself in Asakusa, Tokyo. It's a choco-banana dick salesman! The salesman is looking slightly camp... I wonder if the punter is going for his change, or could be be whipping out his todger! Oh the shame!
ABOVE LEFT: My... That's a big one. BELOW: Here's a pretty female Japanese TV presenter munching on what appears to be a chocolate cock. Mmm... So chocolaty and yummy. It's even shaped like a stubby little Japanese bell-end fer cryin' out loud! And-OOH! There's a white, creamy surprise in the middle of it!
BELOW: Wow! Just look at that long soft ice cream this feller's trying to get his mouth around. Bad boy! Dirty boy! To your room! And get a hair cut!
BELOW LEFT: More effort required... At least ACT like you give a shit. Just look at the lady ABOVE! CHOKING ON IT FOR HER COUNTRY! FOR PRIDE, HONOUR & RESPECT! Deep banana throating respect to her... Can I get her number?? There's also a reluctance about the banana-sucker BELOW. She knows, doesn't she? She knows she'll end up on a site like this, uploaded by perverts like me... And she's right. Which makes her wise, yet stupid.
BELOW RIGHT: Quite clearly, this is live televisual banana cock-choking from LONDON ENGLAND! You can tell by the 007 reference, the Sherlock Holmes caricature, and the REAL, ACTUAL view of BIG BEN! Silly Japanese TV people! Those who work in the houses of Parliament don't deep throat bananas! They allegedly pay professionals to do that for them.
ABOVE: Crikey, this young lady is really going for it! Now I look at it... is she actually eating it, or spewing it out in a perfect formation? Weird. Anyhoo, she's gobbling it up in the next shot, and I must say that like the way she has started from the base, and is clearly working her way up to the tip. What a pro!
BELOW: Look at that one there... In the background. Smirking. Giggling like a schoolgirl in heat. Could it be that this sausage brings back memories of that weekend in Osaka?
Now we're talking! Professionals! BELOW LEFT: Her handling of that sausage shows her experience and professionalism. Well done, Miss! And BELOW RIGHT: Well... Every straight man's dream. Oh so pretty Japanese schoolgirls admiring/sucking sausages. And so pretty... Or did I already mention that? Mmmm... Gobble that sausage down!
BELOW: What a bizarre site! A double-ender! Phwoarrrrr, my kinda gal! And she looks so happy endlessly sucking away... Ahhhh...
Sometimes, it takes a little bit of perverted imagination to make a picture incredibly rude. This, however, is not the case with this picture BELOW. Neither is it the case with this picture LEFT of Anne Hathaway. She's kissing the tip of it gently... Lovingly, yet it grabbing firmly (but not too firmly) so it doesn't slip from her grasp. And who said romance was dead? Anne & Oscar will be very happy together forever.
BELOW: Ohhhhh YES! Things are really getting good now! This kooky, crazy-yet-good-looking TV host has the enviable job of chomping on a rather ruse-looking chunky German sausage. She's looking forward to it! Then she swiftly starts sucking... Then... Eureka! She discovers that she f*cking loves it! 10 out of 10. Sausages all 'round!
ABOVE! Errrr- Forget it. RIGHT: My all-time favourite Ice-cream cock classic picture! There's no more to be said.
Except that there's only really one way of ending this properly... By ending this properly. Yes. See the pics BELOW. White creamy fluid all over the place! Choking, dribbling and -in some cases- swallowing. That last one -almost certainly- depends on the kind of lady you're dealing with. Good night!
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